disowns:

can i kiss your stupid fucking face or nah

Other people are not medicine.
— Amy Poehler (via filthe)

relahvant:

this guy in front of me on the train was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and when he hung up I saw the contact was called “happiness” if that’s not cute idk what is

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to